My dog is neurotic. Seriously, she runs and hides at the sound of a crinkling bag! She has various hiding spots. I often can’t find her, nor will she come to my calling. So…I knock on my front door and say “Oh, hi! It’s so great to see you!” She falls for it every time. She barrels down the stairs in anticipation of mauling someone new, only to find me standing there…talking to myself. I swear dogs can give dirty looks.